A Prayer for the Stressed

For those who work- I found this funny!

Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today becase they p'd me off.

And also, help me be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember...

When I am having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to p me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my arm and smack the idiot in the mouth.